Tuesday, December 23, 2008

S.O.S

My seat belt was fastened and the stewardess got a BIG PACKET of TAMARIND CANDY (the small round balls, wrapped two in a transparent wrapper!! great jaw breakers!!) SPECIALLY FOR ME because she thought I was sweet!! But I correct her saying, "I'm SMART, not SWEET!!" :|:D I took a few tam. balls and then the Old Lady diagonally behind me takes all the remaining candy while I'm talking to my brother (who's sitting behind me) and when I look at her she had a tortoise look on her face!! And we started racing across the runway, despite the fact that three of my other cousins didn't board the flight yet and some old man in the plane was yelling at the Pilot to take-off already!! And my plane just skid off the runway because an idiot came across the plane, on an ACTIVA (I couldn't see who was driving!! :P), at the take-off point and also an old man was crossing the runway from ahead of the plane!!

So, my Pilot loses track and goes out of the way and circles all the small lanes in Bangalore, in a circular path, to get back on track!! And I, along with my brother, get off the plane near my house(the plane's still trying to get back on track!!), which happens to be on the radial path of the plane(??!!), to pick my other cousins up!! They're baffled to see me outside, and tell me their actual plan was to miss the flight!! We had a good laugh, while the rest of my family, who're also in the plane, were all worried if we'd make it on time!! And just when we were leaving home, with the plan that we'll have Ice Cream at Corner House and then see if we can STILL board the plane...

Mr.HC messages saying, "...Go through DATA MINING TECHNIQUES!!!" WTF?? You broke my dream!! But that's alright!! Wonder what more I'd have seen if I dreamt on!!

RISE AND SHINE, PK

Okay guys, I'm going on a break here (don't show signs of relief yet!! :|), I'll be back soon. :) Very soon... :D

So, until later, see you when I see you... :D
And Merry Christmas or whatever it is you'd be doing that day, have fun!!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

You just left us hanging... :P

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author_number_2 said...

on an Activa?
that must be HC :))

lukkydivz said...

lol hc is a sinner :x

The Happy Human Jellyfish said...

those tamarind balls.

one is sour, the other sweet.

ever noticed?

Pranav Kumar V said...

@sydney : dry up!! :D

@dolphin : interesting possibility...

@lukkydivz : he's simply hc!! :P

@divinediu : YEAH RIGHT!! And I have two left hands!! Go tell a kid this stuff!! I mean, seriously, how do you come up with such a theory?? :P:X:):O:D, I guess that's all I know!!

See you when I see you guys!! :)

Richa said...

u included road n air,

water is missing ;)

dreams are weird i swear..

tamrind balls- watched dasvidaniya yet??? ;)

author_number_2 said...

enough dreams mr. hero, get to work. no action in humhainbharat from your side. x-( get to work

seriously_frivolous said...

that was a dream??? that used to happen all the time when I flew Air Deccan

Cяystal said...

I love Tamarind balls :D


Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

:D
You actually remembered so much of it? :P

Jadis said...

what? freaky old ladies shouldn't be allowed to take our candies away. hmph.

that was hilarious!

Pranav Kumar V said...

@Richa : Dasvidaniya?? No, why?? I'm a little poor on Bolly info!!

@Dolphin : I know dude!! Just waiting for the right time!! I'll come with a BANG!! ASSURED... :)

@seriously_frivolous : seriously?? I mean, cows and birds are fine, but old ladies and Activas?? Clarify!!

Pranav Kumar V said...

@CяystąL : Kucch khatti kucch meethi... its all about that!! :D

Christmas's gone!! :( But, I'll wish you HAPPY LAST FEW DAYS OF THE YEAR!! :D

@Ayushi : you bet!! Every part of it!! Maybe even the fact that the hostess was wearing a 'red saree'!! Seriously!!

@Jadis : Applies to losers driving Activas too!! :|

Pranav Kumar V said...

@EVERYONE : I know I'm a little late to wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS, but the real fun has just started right??

The wait for something big, something new, change and all that...

So, WISH YOU ALL A LOT OF HAPPYNESS IN THE LAST DAYS OF THE YEAR!! HAVE MEGA FUN!!

See you when I see you... :)

author_number_2 said...

let's see when the bang arrives :P

RiverSoul said...

Heh! Heh!
:)
Thats some dream!
:)
And yes, the badge is awesome, Pranav
:)
Could i borrow it too?
:)
Pleeez?
:)

Pranav Kumar V said...

@RiverSoul : DUDE!! I borrowed it from some bharatraksha.com myself!! Of course take it... that's what I said!! And all credit to Dolphin... its HIS idea, not MINE!!

See you when I see you... :)

Anonymous said...

I love the candy they give out on planes! :D
I'd hate it if someone took mine away :(

Diu: Yep, one IS sweet. :P

The Happy Human Jellyfish said...

I SWEAR

IT IS TRUE!!!!!!!!


:'(


PS:tagged ya

Pranav Kumar V said...

@ki : I love em' too!! It was in my dream, so I let the old lady take them, else I'd have punched on her half broken set of teeth!! :P No no. I'd never do that!! Maybe I'll just trade them for something else!! :)

@divinediu : OKAY!! GO TELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO NEVER ATE ANY!!

BOTH OF YOU, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE ONE'S SWEET AND THE OTHER SOUR. ITS A HOMOGENEOUS PASTE THAT'S ROLLED INTO SMALL BALLS... SO HOW CAN THEY HAVE DIFFERENT TASTES!! AND I HAD "AT LEAST" SOME 20 OF THEM IN ONE DAY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS... NAAH, GO FIND A KID TO TELL YOUR TALES!! :P:P:P

SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU... :D