Friday, December 12, 2008

Day 21 : Think... (out of the box!!)

PK : "I always wondered... Why don't these guys employ a 100 people for 5 days instead of 10 people for 50 days to finish all these projects?? (referring to the ongoing Metro project and some pending flyovers at B'lore and all the places in general)"

Until this point in life, I always thought I was so right with this idea and why people can't see this??!! And then...

Harry : "Dude, its like saying you can have a baby in one month with 9 mothers!!"

PK : (Completely baffled)"Gee!! Why couldn't I look at it that way!! So true!! You're too good dude!! :):):)"

Harry : "And there's a lots of other things too. Its basically the funds, they keep coming in small packages and so the work goes on in small packages."

PK : (still in a state of shock about himself and staring at Harry with a feeling of awe)

Harry : "But yes, a little more work-force may speed up the process but not compress it to the extent you think it would."

PK : (now, that's some consolation at least!! Think PK, think, think a little like you've never thought before!!)

See you when I see you...

14 comments:

Phoenix said...

im the first to comment yay!! :D

its funny how its the same problem everywhere... there are some construction projects that are pending for almost a decade here.. metro projects are real slow.. they was some talks to extend it however the works remain incomplete...damn!!

Pranav Kumar V said...

@Phoenix : And I'm first to see!! Double yay!! :P

No no its not the projects!! I'm used to seeing the incomplete stuff. Its my thought process!! HOW, just HOW could I not analyze such a simple thing!! :|

But yeah, shit happens!! Its ok!!

See you when I see you... :)

RiverSoul said...

I'm amazed at harry's hypothesis....
Why didn't i think that way?
:)
:)
But now that the shock has worn off, Lemme assure you....

Its true what harry says. If the funding was a little bit larger and precise, maybe more people could be employed....
Reminds me of the clothes line joke


If it takes 10 minutes for a large towel to dry up on a clothesline, how much time would it take to dry 5 more on the same clothesline?

The same time, actually if Its all simultaneously done
:)
:)

hc said...

asshole... am not gonna let u come back to hyd...u behave liek bangalore is ur city and not hyd!!! wad the fuck?? am gonna act like raj thackrey and kick u on ur ass !! dude thats common sense which u dint have til now..a person who doesnt know they way to his own house wad wil he know abt anything else...thats u!!!

lukkydivz said...

i love hc's comment more than ur post :P

Pranav Kumar V said...

@RiverSoul : Lol!! Now the world is all so clear to me!! Clear as never before!! I'm loving it!! :D

So true!! The clothesline thing!! Wow wow wow... :) and the feeling just remains...

Richa said...

lolz!!

i dunno wat else to say :)

Pranav Kumar V said...

@hc : @hc : First, I had to post a separate reply for you. You deserve a special kick on your butt!!

Dude, do you spend one hour each day, fucking yourself up?? And even worse, is that the hour we cross paths?? Fuck Raj Thackrey!! Did you realize B'lore is as much part of India as Hyd is and that I was not actually so HAPPY about the aspect of B'lore which I spoke about!! So, if anything, I would have taken this comment from a guy from B'lore!! (No, actually I wouldn't!!) And balls to you when you talk of common sense!! You didn't have it either!! Remember how many times I told you the same thing about the PVNRao Expressway... why they don't have more labor?? Did you tell me mama can't make a baby in one month?? NO!! You just nodded or said you don't know!!

Now, how's all of this for some Raj Thackrey shit??!!

I'm coming Tuesday, Kacheguda, get your gang!! But please, get a cup of good hot cappuccino, we'll talk about the fight over coffee!! :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P... infi joy!!! HAPPY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!!! I can FUCK IT UP FOR YOU!! :D ANYDAY!!

See you when I see you... :):):)

Pranav Kumar V said...

@Divz : he is SOOO lovable at times you know!! I feel like chasing him down the football field 9 1/2 times and then kick his butt!! But that's HC!! Always, all the time, anywhere, just press the button and he'll drown you neck-deep in his gaalis!!

See you when I see you... :)

@Richa : About what?? The mama feeling or the post in itself??!! Its okay, I can understand both ways for you!! :P

deluded said...

oh. look look.

non-sibling sibling rivalry!

awesome

Medulla Oblongata said...

:)) HC gave u balls! BIG BLACK BALLS!! and whats with your public display of stupidity? I mean, hello, everybody knows how stupid you already are!! You don't need to confirm anything this way.. :P

divinediu said...

hahahaha.....

but really, the roads need to be repaired. :(

getting used to crap, we are. :(

Jadis said...

"...its like saying you can have a baby in one month with 9 mothers!!"

LMAO!!!!!!!
That was hhhilarious! With THREE H's!

Anonymous said...

harmy this side ji. you know you make me go tickly pickly