Saturday, November 22, 2008

Day 3 : MDCDB

That is what is keeping me alive...
That is what is fueling my flames of desire...
That is what is powering my wings to fly...



Any guesses what MDCDB stands for?? Okay, look at it this way - M&D C&D B... now??

Fine!! Try this, M&D C&D Bank... now??

Bah!! You're so unbelievable!! Fine, its 'Mom&Dad Credit&Development BANK' :):):)

Yeah!! At least for me, that's all of what I said above!! The only bank on earth where there's no interest on the amount they lend, no mortgaged stuff with them, a few questions but completely worth the pain!! Recession doesn't have any impact on this bank, neither does inflation. WOW!!

Son/Daughter : Mom, can I get a hike in my allowance??

Mom : Oh sure, you can have my job too!! :)

S/D : grrr... Okay, how about a few extra bucks for this week??

Mom : Didn't you just take a few last week??

S/D : Yeah!! But then I had to pay for this course you know (the new restaurant at Clock Tower.. hehe *chuckles*)...

Mom : uhha... go ahead.. I'm listening...

S/D : What?? That's it!! (In a higher tone!!) SO AM I GETTING THE MONEY OR NOT??!! (like I have a friggin' choice and hoping she doesn't say NO!!)

Mom : Okkkaayyyyy... But what about the stuff you promised me you'd do??

S/D : What stuff??

Mom : Cleaning your room, helping me out in the kitchen...

S/D : (his/her train of thoughts is still boarding at the station... is she tricking me into this crap again!!)

Mom : Hullo!! I'm waiting for an answer!!

S/D : Uh?? (shaking the head wildly..) Oh Yeah.. whatever you say!! Sure!!

Mom : Fine!! Here's the money... and come back home early

S/D : Sure!! (Not even a THANKS in most cases!!) I'll be back EARLY mom (EARLY IN THE MORNING!! :P)

And similar such encounters with Dad when it comes to taking the car out for a spin... But, the important thing to note is that, Dad's get into this "my kid is growing fast... :):):)" feeling very soon. So, as we near our twenties, there's no need to even ask for the car!! Just tell him and hit the road Jack.

Wow folks!! Though I'm an atheist, I'd pray that you guys always have a great professional career. I'm always by your side (to help you with your economics!! :P)

P.S. But it is important to make credits into MDCDB at around 22/23 (in India at least!!) to avoid any possibilities of a possible recession or conditional transactions (which we definitely do not want!!) with the Bank

8 comments:

Lukkydivs said...

haha was cute :D
wud u come back early in the mornin to help mom in the kitchen :P

Pranav Kumar V said...

@Divz : YO!! Its more than that!! I cook!! Good chef you know. Actually great chef!! :):):) I cook so well, wonder sometimes that mom would be feeling jealous(eh??)!!

Mom said...

That's my son. Completely arrogant

Pranav Kumar V said...

@Mom : Hmmm... there's not much left to say after that!! Or is there?? :-/

hasan said...

my bank gave me an atm card. muhaha. plus its unregulated. 5k km away ;)

and just as a sidenote. when you have mothers reading your blog, you KNOW something is wrong.

Pranav Kumar V said...

@Hasan : See I know!! They're all over the place, everywhere!! 5k km away... sure its unregulated!! :P

And moms generally don't care about their kids random ramblings. I got her to read just this one, the 'chipku' kind that I am!! She was trying to look around some other posts too but I cut right through!! I know she wouldn't give a damn from tomorrow again!!

Phoenix said...

hahhahahha wow lucky guy....

i dont get pocket money and i have stopped taking my allowance... i earn my keep! :)

not offence there...

btw loved your comment on my post... you have a wonderful blog here... :)

Pranav Kumar V said...

@Phoenix : Of course no offense!! I earn too, in annual packages. :) Will hop around...

see you when I see you...