Thursday, November 6, 2008

And here comes the most awaited hour...

GOD : :):):) (God's always smiling, you know, a lot) PK, I've heard you say quite often, "I'm too busy for that". So I thought I'll come down and give you an extra hour for a day.:):):)

PK :(raising his left eyebrow)uhha!! :|

GOD : (hyperventilating) So, PK, aren't you all excited about what you've got??!! :):):)

PK : (still lying in his bed) Can you please pass me that bottle of water...?? :| (right next to his feet)

GOD : (in a slightly higher tone)WHAT??!! :-/

PK : (in a slightly higher tone than that of GOD's) What??!! The bottle... can you?? (:|

GOD just passes the bottle to PK. GOD realizes that PK is trying to open the bottle with the same difficulty as one of his guards when he's opening the gigantic doors of heaven, at the Gateway to Heaven that's at the end of the Stairway to Heaven. :P

GOD : Let me help you with that... (takes the bottle from PK and opens its cap)

Returning the bottle to PK...

GOD : Hyperventilating and :):):) So, PK, what do you plan to do with the extra hour?? Should be something definitely BIG, uh?? Can I be of any help to you that ONE hour??

PK : No thanks. But just wake me up after its over... zzz

GOD is completely baffled and even more annoyed...but still, keeps his cool (after all HE IS GOD!!!)

GOD : Okay then. I'll take a leave for now. Is there anything that I could do?? that would please you...

PK : zzz... mphth... ya, just turn down the AC and... tmpth... close the door on your way out... zzz

GOD : (Gods don't come through open doors you fool!!!) Adios my child (forever jerk!!!) :-L

PK : zzz :-j

And so, PK never got his extra hour and never had GOD interfere in his life ever after... He lived a happy life ever after...

Next morning PK wakes up and comes back to his senses and realizes all what happened the last night...

PK : And that's the way the cookie crumbles!!! ;):)

13 comments:

dolphin said...

hehe... hilarious

deluded said...

haha

would you have done the same thing if it was a hot girl?

Pranav Kumar V said...

@ delude : you mean Goddess?? Remember, never, never ever mess with Goddesses, don't forget that they are first women and then Gods. So, who knows what's the bigger plan??!!

But, if it were a hot girl, I'd just ask her to lay by my side for that extra hour and then we'll wake up, have coffee and hang out together for a while, have more coffee... I leave the rest to the coffee... After all, a LOT can happen over coffee... :P

Pranav Kumar V said...

@deluded: I wonder how though!! Coffee in itself is not aphrodisiac, just an anti-oxidant. Maybe chocolate coffee...

nil said...

Ahahaha.. good one. Really hilarious. More of a different post I've read in a while.. [QUITE a wile]:/

Arun Singh said...

hmmmm....... nice1 dude.... i can xpect dat frm u........;)

Pranav Kumar V said...

@dolphin : :):):) (GOD smile!!!)Thanks anyway

@nil : well, its been quite a while since I've thought of God in anyway either!! And guess the 'dropping by' will always be mutual (I will too)... :)

@arun : oye!! itne din baad?? good good, aur kya ho raha hai?? what plans for the B-day??

deluded said...

no.......

probably...some chocolates should work

girls love that shit!

Pranav Kumar V said...

@deluded : rich dark chocolate. yes. that's it. and you don't even need to think of thinking what would happen afterwards!!! ;)

guys love that shit too!! though I can't really draw a comparison of a man's desire for chocolate to that of a woman's!!!

Jadis said...

GODFORSAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













Literally....! Had me in splits. Brilliant writing! :D

Pranav Kumar V said...

@jadis : good good. keep hopping across

hasan said...

dude, tell me how to get rid of this god thing. just wont go away. everyone around me can see it for some reason; just i cant.

arent i special? :(

Pranav Kumar V said...

@hasan : you're just as special as I am!! Trust me, IF he were sitting right next to me in the exam trying to help me, I can't see him. I wouldn't want to!! As for the post, well, that's the lighter side of me (completely hypothetical) :)